The Eternal Atlantean Doomkaiser of Glorious Lobster Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zgorzelec the Glorious Lobster Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.108 billion Lobsters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eternal Atlantis Complex for Lobsters. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The all-consuming Lobster economy, worth a remarkable 3,324 trillion Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,890 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Glorious Lobster Empire, and the might of the entire Lobster Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious Lobster Empire's national animal is the Lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ABSOLUTE WORSHIP OF THE LOBSTER EMPEROR.

Glorious Lobster Empire is ranked 1,603^rd in the world and 1^st in True Atlantis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 153.1 law-abiding acts per hour.