Population | 4.792 billion |
Capital | Goosetown |
Currency | money |
Animal | Donald Duck |
The United Kingdom of Glamorous Geese is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.792 billion Glamorous Geeseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goosetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Glamorous Geesean economy, worth 492 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,862 monies, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.
Blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the government is buying children's books by the thousands. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Glamorous Geese's national animal is the Donald Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Glamorous Geese is ranked 153,705th in the world and 224th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 148.22798152292 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Glamorous Geese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Glamorous Geese, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
- : Following new legislation in Glamorous Geese, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in Glamorous Geese, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile.
- : Following new legislation in Glamorous Geese, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.
- : Following new legislation in Glamorous Geese, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Glamorous Geese was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Glamorous Geese, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
- : Glamorous Geese was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Glamorous Geese, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.