The Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark of Glaark is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.131 billion Glaarkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.4%.

The strong Glaarkian economy, worth 241 trillion Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,392 Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,375 per year while the poor average 14,126, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark is one of the most popular forenames in Glaark, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Glaark's national animal is the Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark Glaark.

Glaark is ranked 258,072^nd in the world and 15^th in Glaarks Union of Glaarkian NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.35 law-abiding acts per hour.