Largest Populations: 1,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,355thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,712th
The Contemplative Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Cookies, anyone?
Cookie Mom
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Girl Scout Cookies

Population40.763 billion

CapitalThin Mint
LeaderCookie Mom
FaithWiccan

Currencymerit badge
AnimalBrownie

The Contemplative Commonwealth of Girl Scout Cookies is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cookie Mom with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The democratic, devout population of 40.763 billion Girl Scouts have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thin Mint. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The Cooky economy, worth a remarkable 2,129 trillion merit badges a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,234 merit badges, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, vaccinations are mandatory, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Girl Scout Cookies's national animal is the Brownie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wiccan.

Girl Scout Cookies is ranked 97,694th in the world and 3rd in Saint Margaret Mary for Most Stationary, with 450.89323226148 days.

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Largest Populations: 1,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,355thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,712thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,212thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,910thBest Weather: 7,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,533rdHighest Economic Output: 11,336thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,820thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,137thLargest Black Market: 13,267thTop
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Most Pacifist: 16,488thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,719thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,018thHighest Food Quality: 29,600th

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