Population | 9.8 billion |
Capital | Tokyo |
Leader | Reika |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | yen |
Animal | mu |
The Ixtli of Girl in a yellow dress is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Reika with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.8 billion dressians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Girl economy, worth a remarkable 1,919 trillion yen a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,852 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Girl in a yellow dress's national animal is the mu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.
Girl in a yellow dress is ranked 19,065th in the world and 4th in The Cursed Continent of Lodoss for Most Stationary, with 1,650.71740187352 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku.
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
- : Following new legislation in Girl in a yellow dress, bicyclists are banned from major roads.