Most Authoritarian: 4,079thMost Conservative: 10,543rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,180th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Might Makes Right
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gir Toritzpoldi

Population1.477 billion

Currencypound
Animalemu

The Dictatorship of Gir Toritzpoldi is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.477 billion Gir Toritzpoldians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Gir Toritzpoldian economy, worth 29.5 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,999 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gir Toritzpoldi's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gir Toritzpoldi is ranked 188,609th in the world and 420th in Forest for Highest Poor Incomes, with 12,977.89 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 4,079thMost Conservative: 10,543rdTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,180thMost Extreme: 17,634th
Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Gir Toritzpoldi's influence in Forest rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, Gir Toritzpoldi has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Gir Toritzpoldi, a major religion has been named as Gir Toritzpoldi's national religion.

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