Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,574thMost Patriotic: 7,888thLargest Black Market: 10,692nd
The Blissful Bubbles of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Card Farming
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Gio Farm 86

Population8.548 billion

Currencycard
Animalfarm

The Blissful Bubbles of Gio Farm 86 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.548 billion Gio Farm 86ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 86ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 132,042 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs', cars are banned, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 86's national animal is the farm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 86 is ranked 87,005th in the world and 96th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.8610169754 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,574thMost Patriotic: 7,888thLargest Black Market: 10,692ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,156thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,940thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,868thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,777thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,591stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,637thHighest Economic Output: 25,753rdLargest Mining Sector: 25,854thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,168thMost Authoritarian: 29,297th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gio Farm 86's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Gio Farm 86 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 86, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 86, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 86, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 86, mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 86, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 86, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Gio Farm 86ians.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 86, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 86, the entire entry for Gio Farm 86 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.

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