Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,313thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,114thMost Influential: 3,092nd
The Hanseatic Commonwealth of
Father Knows Best State
Fields of Gold and a Will of Steel
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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German Spitsbergen

Population2.269 billion

LeaderWernher von Kassius
FaithOrange Catholicism


The Hanseatic Commonwealth of German Spitsbergen is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wernher von Kassius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.269 billion Spitsbergeners are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordstadt. The average income tax rate is 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Spitsbergener economy, worth 307 trillion Nordsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 135,521 Nordsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, the government spends billions to protect German Spitsbergen from a disaster that is one in a million, Spitsbergeners seem to be catching more chills, and cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Spitsbergen's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orange Catholicism.

German Spitsbergen is ranked 15,718th in the world and 775th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,854.48 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,313thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,114thTop
Most Influential: 3,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,792ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,482ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,709thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,009thMost Developed: 12,490thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,718thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,736thHealthiest Citizens: 17,673rdLargest Publishing Industry: 17,904thHighest Average Incomes: 17,982ndSmartest Citizens: 18,296thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,440thLowest Crime Rates: 18,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,936thSafest: 20,433rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,819thBest Weather: 21,209thMost Efficient Economies: 23,068thLargest Governments: 23,285th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 211th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 420th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 547th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 553rd in the regionMost Developed: 721st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 775th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 842nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 846th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 896th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 901st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 930th in the regionMost Influential: 933rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 946th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 954th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 959th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 964th in the region

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