Most Advanced Public Transport: 234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 277thLargest Welfare Programs: 364th
The Martial Totalitarian Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Common Sense & the Golden Rule all the Way, Earthlings!
Emperor German Nightmare the 1st
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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German Nightmare

Population40.372 billion

CapitalMagna Germania
LeaderEmperor German Nightmare the 1st
Faiththe Imperial Cult

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Martial Totalitarian Empire of German Nightmare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor German Nightmare the 1st with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 40.372 billion German Nightmareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magna Germania. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient German Nightmarean economy, worth a remarkable 7,716 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,127 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Nightmare's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Imperial Cult.

German Nightmare is ranked 149,544th in the world and 4th in Democratic Communist States for Most Stationary, with 162.9352776658 days.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 234thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 277thLargest Welfare Programs: 364thMost Advanced Public Education: 596thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 930thSafest: 940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,061stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,105thBest Weather: 1,138thLargest Governments: 1,245thLowest Crime Rates: 1,316thLargest Populations: 1,356thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,497thHighest Economic Output: 1,504thMost Developed: 1,518thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,712thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,829thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,947thNicest Citizens: 1,961stHealthiest Citizens: 2,071stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,095thMost Pacifist: 2,456thSmartest Citizens: 2,843rdTop
5%
Highest Food Quality: 4,300thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,765thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,837thMost Cultured: 5,028thMost Inclusive: 8,480thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,123rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,594thMost Patriotic: 14,705thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,936thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,419thMost Secular: 17,595thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,776thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,847th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German Nightmare lodged a message on the Democratic Communist States Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
  • : German Nightmare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Following new legislation in German Nightmare, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for German Nightmare.

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