Population | 27.661 billion |
Capital | Gotham City |
Leader | Mr Geisler |
Currency | Marble |
Animal | Werewolf |
The Confederacy of Geisler is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Geisler with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.661 billion Geislerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Geislerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,446 trillion Marbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 377,658 Marbles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,261,165 per year while the poor average 84,132, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.
Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Gotham City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Geisler's national animal is the Werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Geisler is ranked 4,481st in the world and 62nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 3,421.6644768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Geisler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Geisler, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Gotham City Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Geisler, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Geisler, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
- : Following new legislation in Geisler, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
- : Following new legislation in Geisler, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
- : Following new legislation in Geisler, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming.
- : Following new legislation in Geisler, Retail facilities are being turned into Werewolf habitats.
- : Following new legislation in Geisler, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
- : Following new legislation in Geisler, immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback.