Largest Cheese Export Sector: 107thLargest Insurance Industry: 235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 242nd
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Geisler

Population27.661 billion

CapitalGotham City
LeaderMr Geisler

CurrencyMarble
AnimalWerewolf

The Confederacy of Geisler is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Geisler with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.661 billion Geislerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Geislerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,446 trillion Marbles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 377,658 Marbles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,261,165 per year while the poor average 84,132, a ratio of 15.0 to 1.

Reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Gotham City Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Geisler's national animal is the Werewolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Geisler is ranked 4,481st in the world and 62nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 3,421.6644768 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 107thLargest Insurance Industry: 235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 242ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 333rdMost Corrupt Governments: 423rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 526thLargest Mining Sector: 542ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 678thHighest Economic Output: 736thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 743rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,014thHighest Average Incomes: 1,325thMost Efficient Economies: 1,682ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,722ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,867thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,155thMost Secular: 2,163rdMost Armed: 2,183rdRudest Citizens: 2,448thMost Avoided: 2,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,743rdFattest Citizens: 2,921stLargest Black Market: 2,922ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 4,107thMost Stationary: 4,481stMost Patriotic: 4,498thLargest Populations: 5,746thMost Developed: 6,204thLargest Governments: 7,053rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,231stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,287thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,082ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,684thLowest Crime Rates: 10,943rdMost Influential: 12,939thMost Cultured: 14,241stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,528thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,489thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,657thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,387thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,634thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,065thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,675th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 52nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Stationary: 62nd in the regionMost Secular: 73rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 103rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionMost Armed: 122nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 140th in the regionMost Influential: 153rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 165th in the regionMost Avoided: 166th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 171st in the regionFattest Citizens: 177th in the regionLargest Populations: 198th in the regionMost Patriotic: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 306th in the regionLargest Governments: 342nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 351st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 402nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 437th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 646th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 681st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 733rd in the regionMost Cultured: 800th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 905th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 954th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Geisler was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Geisler, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Gotham City Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Geisler, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Geisler, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in Geisler, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in Geisler, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Geisler, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Geisler, Retail facilities are being turned into Werewolf habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Geisler, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Geisler, immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback.

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