The Necropolis Tyranny of Geckocidron is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by HRM Lich-King Geckocidron III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.722 billion Geckocidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Necropolis Spire. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Geckocidan economy, worth an astonishing 17,083 trillion Gecko Eyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 639,312 Gecko Eyes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,949,653 per year while the poor average 83,757, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, economic planning is exalted as a human art form, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Geckocidron's national animal is the Gecko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hatred.

Geckocidron is ranked 260,248^th in the world and 7,244^th in the Rejected Realms for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.3 bananas ingested per day.