Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,488thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,161st
The Citizen Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Forward with Purpose, Stalwart Against the Darkness
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Gawdzendia

Population14.62 billion

CapitalAdonia City
LeaderAlexander Christensen
FaithLutheranism

CurrencyGZD
AnimalWhite Collar Desk Possum

The Citizen Republic of Gawdzendia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Christensen with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.62 billion Gawdzendians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adonia City. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gawdzendian economy, worth a remarkable 3,905 trillion GZDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,111 GZDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gawdzendia's national animal is the White Collar Desk Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Gawdzendia is ranked 170,830th in the world and 2nd in Loosely Antagonistic Nations for Most Stationary, with 98.36356899172 days.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,488thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,161stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,202ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,530thTop
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Most Secular: 3,254thHighest Average Incomes: 4,240thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,345thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,351stLargest Black Market: 4,483rdHighest Economic Output: 4,923rdMost Developed: 5,176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,328thSmartest Citizens: 5,527thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,575thRudest Citizens: 7,235thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,951stMost Efficient Economies: 9,472ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,556thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,284thLargest Retail Industry: 10,548thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,619thMost Patriotic: 10,783rdLargest Governments: 11,520thMost Cultured: 13,186thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,583rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,605thLowest Crime Rates: 14,645thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,620thHealthiest Citizens: 16,109thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,626thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,263rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,887thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,551stLargest Populations: 27,515thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,892nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, Gawdzendia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Alexander Christensen.
  • : Following new legislation in Gawdzendia, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.

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