Largest Gambling Industry: 76thMost Ignorant Citizens: 95thHighest Crime Rates: 125th
The Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Motto
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Gatchatopia

Population2.81 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Gatchatopia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.81 billion Gatchatopians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gatchatopian economy, worth 470 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 167,610 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,534,910 per year while the poor average 1,960, a ratio of 782 to 1.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility, and blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gatchatopia's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gatchatopia is ranked 206th in the world and 17th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 1,270.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 76thMost Ignorant Citizens: 95thHighest Crime Rates: 125thMost Avoided: 206thMost Armed: 284thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 333rdFattest Citizens: 645thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 916thMost Primitive: 922ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,026thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,071stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,083rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,527thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,733rdRudest Citizens: 1,869thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,542ndTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,657thMost Devout: 7,562ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,988thHighest Average Incomes: 11,932ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18,736th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Primitive: 41st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 64th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 70th in the regionRudest Citizens: 79th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 100th in the regionMost Devout: 134th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 238th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 275th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 306th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 396th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, songs of praise to Leader are filled with coded messages from the resistance.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, it is said that a Gatchatopian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Gatchatopia, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.

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