Population | 6.027 billion |
Capital | Reichstag |
Leader | Fegelien |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Hummingbird |
The Armed Republic of Garmi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fegelien with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 6.027 billion Garmians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichstag. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Garmian economy, worth a remarkable 2,398 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 397,988 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Garmi's national animal is the Hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Garmi is ranked 166,054th in the world and 125th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Stationary, with 114.53359336512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
- : Following new legislation in Garmi, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.