Highest Poor Incomes: 370thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 654thLargest Agricultural Sector: 701st
The Armed Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Inevitable shan't be stopped
Fegelien
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Garmi

Population6.027 billion

CapitalReichstag
LeaderFegelien

CurrencyEuro
AnimalHummingbird

The Armed Republic of Garmi is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fegelien with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 6.027 billion Garmians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reichstag. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Garmian economy, worth a remarkable 2,398 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 397,988 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Garmi's national animal is the Hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Garmi is ranked 166,054th in the world and 125th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Stationary, with 114.53359336512 days.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 370thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 654thLargest Agricultural Sector: 701stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 762ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 881stHighest Average Incomes: 1,118thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,239thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,326thLargest Black Market: 1,482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,560thMost Armed: 1,666thMost Patriotic: 1,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,812thRudest Citizens: 1,990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,252ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,628thLargest Governments: 2,818thTop
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Most Secular: 3,053rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,252ndMost Developed: 3,521stMost Efficient Economies: 3,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,731stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,010thSmartest Citizens: 4,243rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,287thMost Cultured: 5,000thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,306thHighest Food Quality: 7,507thMost Inclusive: 7,626thNudest: 7,773rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,585thHighest Economic Output: 9,692ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,920thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 20,356thMost Income Equality: 25,504thLowest Crime Rates: 26,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,707th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionMost Income Equality: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, citizens can't decide whether to be proud or horrified by the country's colonial history.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Garmi, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.

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