Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,888thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,004thMost Developed: 14,050th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ad Deum et ad Coronam
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Gargena

Population2.1 billion

CapitalLatinus
LeaderLord Settin
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyGalgo
AnimalSwan

The Kingdom of Gargena is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lord Settin with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.1 billion Gargenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latinus. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Gargenan economy, worth 281 trillion Galgoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 134,103 Galgoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gargena's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Gargena is ranked 170,353rd in the world and 3,620th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 99.962956857 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,888thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,004thMost Developed: 14,050thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,675thMost Pacifist: 14,768thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 14,910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,824thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,036thMost Inclusive: 17,053rdSmartest Citizens: 17,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,474thHighest Food Quality: 17,988thHealthiest Citizens: 19,341stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,910thLowest Crime Rates: 20,894thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,346thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,841stLargest Retail Industry: 23,118thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,933rdLargest Mining Sector: 26,332ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,750thMost Cultured: 28,121stHighest Average Incomes: 29,028th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 777th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 801st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 855th in the regionNicest Citizens: 857th in the regionMost Developed: 880th in the regionMost Pacifist: 895th in the regionRudest Citizens: 939th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,000th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gargena, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Gargena, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Gargena's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Gargena, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Gargena, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Gargena, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Gargena, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Gargena, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
  • : Gargena was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Gargena, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.

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