Population | 2.1 billion |
Capital | Latinus |
Leader | Lord Settin |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Galgo |
Animal | Swan |
The Kingdom of Gargena is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lord Settin with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.1 billion Gargenans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latinus. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Gargenan economy, worth 281 trillion Galgoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 134,103 Galgoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gargena's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Gargena is ranked 170,353rd in the world and 3,620th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 99.962956857 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gargena, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Following new legislation in Gargena, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
- : Gargena's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Gargena, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Gargena, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in Gargena, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in Gargena, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in Gargena, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies.
- : Gargena was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Gargena, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.