Largest Gambling Industry: 2,023rdLargest Populations: 9,392ndMost Stationary: 12,476th
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Garden Unicorns

Population19.924 billion

CurrencyTea Rose

The Rose Aficionados of Garden Unicorns is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.924 billion Garden Unicorns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The thriving a Garden Unicorn economy, worth 866 trillion Tea Roses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,497 Tea Roses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 170,175 per year while the poor average 7,574, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem. Garden Unicorns's national animal is the Unicorn.

Garden Unicorns is ranked 227,473rd in the world and 68th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Smartest Citizens, with 11.29 quips per hour.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2,023rdTop
Largest Populations: 9,392ndMost Stationary: 12,476thTop
Most Pro-Market: 22,489thHighest Economic Output: 24,229th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the region

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