The Soviet Republic of GanymedEuropa is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Orixe Mota with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.765 billion GanymedEuropans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callistopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient GanymedEuropan economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion GanymedEuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 252,123 GanymedEuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across GanymedEuropa are blocked up with orders for new public loos, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges. Crime is totally unknown. GanymedEuropa's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

GanymedEuropa is ranked 19,856^th in the world and 215^th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 7,193.08 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.