Highest Economic Output: 986thLargest Populations: 1,683rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,715th
The Misunderstood Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
One, to rule them all.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population37.161 billion

CapitalGalloism City
LeaderMaster Chief
FaithThe Galloismic Way


The Misunderstood Dictatorship of Galloism is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master Chief with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.161 billion Galloismians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galloism City. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galloismian economy, worth a remarkable 8,783 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,364 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, 90% of active duty GAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Galloism's national animal is the mammoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Galloismic Way.

Galloism is ranked 312,877th in the world and 11,026th in Balder for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -77 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Highest Economic Output: 986thLargest Populations: 1,683rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,715thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,854thLargest Mining Sector: 2,040thSafest: 2,196thLowest Crime Rates: 3,070thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,118thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,224thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,228thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,340thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,384thHighest Average Incomes: 5,230thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,802ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,910thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,899thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,952ndMost Developed: 8,175thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,544thSmartest Citizens: 8,728thLargest Governments: 9,137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,111thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,779thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 18,280thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,718thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,894thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,544thMost Efficient Economies: 23,313thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,678thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,954th
Highest Economic Output: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionSafest: 85th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 91st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 182nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 202nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 206th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 237th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 291st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 336th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 341st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 354th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 358th in the regionMost Developed: 395th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 425th in the regionLargest Governments: 443rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 501st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 580th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 582nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 636th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 740th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 927th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 996th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,012th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1,049th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Galloism's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Galloism's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Galloism's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Galloism altered its national flag.
  • : Galloism's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Galloism was refounded in Balder.
  • : Galloism ceased to exist in Snazzy.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Galloism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.