Population | 10.08 billion |
Capital | Callistan |
Leader | King Spaghet II |
Faith | The Cheesist Traditional Church |
Currency | Gabing |
Animal | Goose |
The Cheese Loving Monarchy of Gabingston is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Spaghet II with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.08 billion Pepperonis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Pepperonan economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Gabings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 294,777 Gabings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,229,976 per year while the poor average 46,115, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.
Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, King Spaghet II's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, atheists are heavily taxed, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabingston's national animal is the Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cheesist Traditional Church.
Gabingston is ranked 177,902nd in the world and 459th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 82.90694693952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gabingston was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Gabingston, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
- : Gabingston was endorsed by The Flame of Sanjurika.
- : Gabingston was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Gabingston was endorsed by The Militarized State of Dat Countreh.
- : Gabingston was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Gabingston was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
- : Gabingston endorsed The Glorious Republic of Pland Adanna.
- : Gabingston was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Gabingston was endorsed by The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » UPC, Primorye Oblast, Geektopia, Le Libertia, Abardis, PhDre, Eloscape, Decacon, JayDee II, Disney Know it Alls, Pland Adanna, Grande pudimland, and Dat Countreh.