Most Devout: 236thLargest Agricultural Sector: 401stRudest Citizens: 731st
The Cheese Loving Monarchy of
Right-wing Utopia
Socialism no food 11 trillion dead
King Spaghet II
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Gabingston

Population10.08 billion

CapitalCallistan
LeaderKing Spaghet II
FaithThe Cheesist Traditional Church

CurrencyGabing
AnimalGoose

The Cheese Loving Monarchy of Gabingston is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Spaghet II with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.08 billion Pepperonis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pepperonan economy, worth a remarkable 2,971 trillion Gabings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 294,777 Gabings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,229,976 per year while the poor average 46,115, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, King Spaghet II's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, atheists are heavily taxed, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabingston's national animal is the Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cheesist Traditional Church.

Gabingston is ranked 177,902nd in the world and 459th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 82.90694693952 days.

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Most Devout: 236thLargest Agricultural Sector: 401stRudest Citizens: 731stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 759thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,207thMost Armed: 1,221stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,334thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,083rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,273rdTop
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Most Cultured: 3,002ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,058thMost Efficient Economies: 3,923rdMost Patriotic: 4,871stLargest Black Market: 5,525thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,275thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,977thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,356thHighest Economic Output: 7,373rdLargest Governments: 9,664thMost Influential: 10,060thLargest Mining Sector: 12,800thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,363rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,574thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,497thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,428thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,955thMost Developed: 20,287thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,259thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,348thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,099thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,815th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 68th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 77th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionMost Influential: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 124th in the region

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