Largest Agricultural Sector: 150thMost Devout: 257thRudest Citizens: 529th
The Cheese Loving Monarchy of
Right-wing Utopia
Socialism no food 11 trillion dead
King Spaghet II
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Gabingston

Population6.261 billion

CapitalCallistan
LeaderKing Spaghet II
FaithThe Cheesist Traditional Church

CurrencyGabing
AnimalGoose

The Cheese Loving Monarchy of Gabingston is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Spaghet II with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.261 billion Pepperonis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pepperoni economy, worth a remarkable 1,889 trillion Gabings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 301,759 Gabings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,354,877 per year while the poor average 41,535, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

The government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby King Spaghet II Pics" has made King Spaghet II's mom a celebrity, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabingston's national animal is the Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cheesist Traditional Church.

Gabingston is ranked 23,847th in the world and 87th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 1,053.54562434148 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 150thMost Devout: 257thRudest Citizens: 529thMost Influential: 543rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 690thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,030thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,202ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,241stMost Armed: 1,553rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,250thMost Efficient Economies: 2,451stTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,642ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,797thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,821stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,853rdMost Patriotic: 2,928thLargest Retail Industry: 3,037thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,383rdMost Cultured: 3,651stLargest Governments: 6,469thLargest Mining Sector: 6,741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,385thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,729thLowest Crime Rates: 9,138thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,080thHighest Economic Output: 10,174thTop
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Most Developed: 17,658thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,719thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,292ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,328thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,541stMost Stationary: 23,850thMost Conservative: 23,858thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,949thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 25,747th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 63rd in the regionMost Conservative: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 78th in the regionMost Stationary: 87th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gabingston was endorsed by The Republic of Nilao.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby King Spaghet II Pics" has made King Spaghet II's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
  • : Gabingston endorsed The Empire of Great Octavia.
  • : Gabingston was endorsed by The Empire of Great Octavia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Gabingston, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Pepperoni Liberator".

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