The United States of Gabenia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.032 billion Gabenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitale Grande. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gabenian economy, worth 159 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,542 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, movie references are legally admissible in court, and sick days are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. Gabenia's national animal is the Gabenian dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Gabenia is ranked 23,536^th in the world and 1,249^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 80.02 on the Human Development Index.