The Extraterrestrial Colony of Fwifwo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel Carter with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.702 billion Fwifwoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plutotown. The average income tax rate is 53.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fwifwoan economy, worth 733 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 95,193 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Fwifwo's national animal is the Qwan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Yellow Tranquillism.

Fwifwo is ranked 87,189^th in the world and 152^nd in Wintreath for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.58 law-abiding acts per hour.