Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,315thLargest Black Market: 10,989thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,646th
The Rogue Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
It's me.
Funtime Foxi
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Civil Rights
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Funtime Dance Floor

Population2.689 billion

CapitalSister Location
LeaderFuntime Foxi
FaithFoxinism

CurrencyEndo
AnimalFox

The Rogue Nation of Funtime Dance Floor is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Funtime Foxi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, lack of airports, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.689 billion Animatronics are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sister Location. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Endoskeletoned economy, worth 269 trillion Endoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,132 Endoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is, and the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funtime Dance Floor's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Foxinism.

Funtime Dance Floor is ranked 64,646th in the world and 7th in Autism Spectrum for Highest Economic Output, with 269 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,315thLargest Black Market: 10,989thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,646thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,328thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,844thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,097thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,778thMost Authoritarian: 15,799thBest Weather: 17,664thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,048thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,273rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Funtime Dance Floor, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Funtime Dance Floor, students spend the school year learning how great the education system is.
  • : Following new legislation in Funtime Dance Floor, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.
  • : Funtime Dance Floor was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Funtime Dance Floor, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
  • : Following new legislation in Funtime Dance Floor, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Funtime Dance Floor was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Funtime Dance Floor, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting.
  • : Funtime Dance Floor was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Funtime Dance Floor, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.

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