The Diosas de Nalgas Tatuadas of Funkahuatl is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.622 billion locotas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Luis Potosi. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Funkahuatlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,445 trillion Elotes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 82,042 Elotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funkahuatl's national animal is the Mapache, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funkahuatl is ranked 165,255^th in the world and 7^th in Genesis Defense Project for Most Influential, scoring 53 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.