Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,519thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,016th
The Diosas de Nalgas Tatuadas of
Democratic Socialists
somos pocas, pero locas
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population17.622 billion

CapitalSan Luis Potosi


The Diosas de Nalgas Tatuadas of Funkahuatl is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.622 billion locotas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Luis Potosi. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Funkahuatlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,445 trillion Elotes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 82,042 Elotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Funkahuatl's national animal is the Mapache, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funkahuatl is ranked 165,255th in the world and 7th in Genesis Defense Project for Most Influential, scoring 53 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,082ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,016thMost Secular: 5,047thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,579thLargest Black Market: 5,728thMost Pacifist: 7,204thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,420thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,486thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,294thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,767thBest Weather: 14,069thHighest Economic Output: 14,237thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,054thLargest Populations: 15,506thMost Inclusive: 16,526thLargest Governments: 19,180thMost Income Equality: 19,240thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,680thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,391st

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