Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 9th
The Hellhole of
Corporate Police State
It's just a prank bro!
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Fudgedup

Population10.219 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory vegetarianism, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.219 billion Fudgedupians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 4,073 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 398,660 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,733,903 per year while the poor average 3,588, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

No one is worried about government policies any more, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 184,695th in the world and 28th in The Graveyard for Most Politically Free, scoring 32.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thFattest Citizens: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thMost Devout: 13thHighest Crime Rates: 15thMost Armed: 16thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23rdMost Primitive: 24thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39thMost Avoided: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69thLargest Mining Sector: 81stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112thLargest Retail Industry: 130thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 137thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 170thRudest Citizens: 171stMost Rebellious Youth: 177thHighest Disposable Incomes: 258thMost Corrupt Governments: 314thLargest Insurance Industry: 333rdHighest Average Incomes: 791stMost Efficient Economies: 1,467thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,873rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,732ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,228thNudest: 7,094thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,848thMost Stationary: 10,556thTop
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Most Influential: 14,207thLargest Black Market: 15,329thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,681stMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,365th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the nation's best artists are considered pretty easy to beat.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, every day at 4am Fudgedupians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, kids feel more beat up than ever after a hard day at school.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.

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