Most Ignorant Citizens: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thFattest Citizens: 7th
The Hellhole of
Capitalist Paradise
It's just a prank bro!
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Fudgedup

Population12.853 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.853 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 5,561 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 432,729 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,036,105 per year while the poor average 4,109, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Fudgedupian pirates, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fudgedup is ranked 11th in the world and 1st in The Graveyard for Highest Crime Rates, with 336.54 crimes per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thFattest Citizens: 7thMost Avoided: 8thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thHighest Crime Rates: 11thMost Devout: 12thMost Armed: 13thMost Primitive: 22ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 33rdRudest Citizens: 43rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 57thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 71stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 92ndLargest Retail Industry: 92ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 125thMost Rebellious Youth: 134thHighest Disposable Incomes: 196thMost Corrupt Governments: 283rdLargest Insurance Industry: 371stHighest Average Incomes: 682ndHighest Economic Output: 2,057thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,221stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,107thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,201stNudest: 7,318thMost Stationary: 9,032ndMost Influential: 12,470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,903rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,544thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,985thMost Pro-Market: 24,150thLargest Populations: 24,343rd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Fudgedupian pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard.
  • : Fudgedup was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.

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