Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7thFattest Citizens: 9th
The Hellhole of
Capitalist Paradise
It's just a prank bro!
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Eminence Grise
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Frightening
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Fudgedup

Population9.002 billion

CapitalSlumtown
LeaderChairman Jake Mao Paul

Currencycheque
AnimalLandwhale

The Hellhole of Fudgedup is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Jake Mao Paul with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.002 billion Fudgedupians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slumtown. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fudgedupian economy, worth a remarkable 3,366 trillion cheques a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 373,940 cheques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,274,424 per year while the poor average 6,449, a ratio of 507 to 1.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fudgedup's national animal is the Landwhale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Fudgedup is ranked 4,413th in the world and 1st in The Graveyard for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,696.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7thFattest Citizens: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 14thMost Devout: 16thHighest Crime Rates: 20thMost Armed: 23rdMost Primitive: 29thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42ndMost Avoided: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88thLargest Mining Sector: 102ndLargest Retail Industry: 146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 147thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 161stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 162ndRudest Citizens: 166thMost Rebellious Youth: 208thLargest Insurance Industry: 300thHighest Disposable Incomes: 317thMost Corrupt Governments: 338thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 632ndHighest Average Incomes: 963rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,305thHighest Economic Output: 3,523rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,413thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,079thNudest: 6,228thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,286thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,365thLargest Black Market: 13,591stMost Influential: 15,473rdHighest Drug Use: 17,052ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,856th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, Chairman Jake Mao Paul has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Fudgedup was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it".
  • : Following new legislation in Fudgedup, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.

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