Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,871stLargest Black Market: 9,088thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,859th
The Kung of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Good Fortune
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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FU

Population15.024 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Kung of FU is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.024 billion FUians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient FUian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,204 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FU's national animal is the Elephant.

FU is ranked 233,979th in the world and 7,390th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 23.13413797192 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,871stLargest Black Market: 9,088thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,859thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,281stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,095thBest Weather: 17,638thHighest Economic Output: 17,815thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,986thHealthiest Citizens: 22,014thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,072ndLargest Populations: 26,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 27,060thMost Developed: 27,256thMost Patriotic: 28,090thMost Authoritarian: 28,841st
Top
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 444th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 667th in the regionLargest Black Market: 845th in the regionLargest Populations: 899th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 956th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 973rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : FU's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : FU's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : FU was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : FU ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : FU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : FU's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : FU's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : FU was refounded in Osiris.
  • : FU ceased to exist in European Union.
  • : FU's influence in European Union fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".

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