Most Primitive: 33rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 58thMost Devout: 85th
The Room 101 of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Freedom is Slavery. Time does not exist-You don't exist
Ever Appreciated Holy Kim Jong Un III
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Frotesca

Population7.305 billion

CapitalFirst Frotesca City of Holy Kim-Jong-Un
LeaderEver Appreciated Holy Kim Jong Un III
FaithFAJC-Frotescan Atheist Juche Communism

CurrencyAlways Ever Appreciated Holy Kim
AnimalKim il sung

The Room 101 of Frotesca is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ever Appreciated Holy Kim Jong Un III with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.305 billion Frotescans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of First Frotesca City of Holy Kim-Jong-Un. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Frotescan economy, worth 780 trillion Always Ever Appreciated Holy Kims a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,893 Always Ever Appreciated Holy Kims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and bilingual Frotescans are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Frotesca's national animal is the Kim il sung, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is FAJC-Frotescan Atheist Juche Communism.

Frotesca is ranked 233,780th in the world and 1,704th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.76 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Primitive: 33rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 58thMost Devout: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 322ndBest Weather: 442ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 495thMost Avoided: 552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,168thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,658thMost Conservative: 1,665thMost Patriotic: 2,234thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,316thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,859thLargest Black Market: 3,994thNudest: 6,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,931stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,468thTop
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Most Extreme: 22,369thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24,671st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 21st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionNudest: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 76th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 87th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 139th in the regionLargest Populations: 141st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Frotesca, bilingual Frotescans are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Frotesca, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Frotesca, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Frotesca, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
  • : Following new legislation in Frotesca, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Frotesca, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
  • : Following new legislation in Frotesca, politicians literally speak literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Frotesca, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Frotesca, there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies.
  • : Frotesca was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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