The Federal Republic of Friskalandia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Walace Hungria with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.508 billion friskanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lassana. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The frighteningly efficient friskanian economy, worth 722 trillion Tofins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 206,091 Tofins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Friskalandia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nefelianism.

Friskalandia is ranked 51,392^nd in the world and 4^th in Thegye for Most Stationary, with 597.8196173952 days.