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Friends of Dorothy

Population31.988 billion

CapitalGreat Cartso


The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 31.988 billion Dorotheans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Cartso. The average income tax rate is 37.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dorothean economy, worth a remarkable 3,124 trillion sequins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 97,691 sequins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Friends of Dorothy's national animal is the male, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Friends of Dorothy is ranked 283,949th in the world and 61st in Nudist Dreamland for Longest Average Lifespans, with 27.63 years.

Nudest: 22ndLargest Publishing Industry: 298thMost Rebellious Youth: 663rdHighest Crime Rates: 833rdMost Stationary: 887thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,005thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,249thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,935thLargest Populations: 2,659thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,772ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,898thHighest Drug Use: 3,069thFattest Citizens: 3,498thMost Cultured: 3,535thMost Avoided: 3,715thLargest Black Market: 4,292ndHighest Economic Output: 5,569thMost Influential: 6,440thSmartest Citizens: 6,706thHighest Food Quality: 12,068thMost Armed: 12,691stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,738thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,496thTop
Most Secular: 14,831stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,074thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,095thMost Inclusive: 22,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,339th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the region

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