Most Advanced Public Education: 1,192ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,720th
The Last Kiss of
Father Knows Best State
Love Conquers All
Francisco Freun
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Frels Freu

Population9.488 billion

CapitalFreun
LeaderFrancisco Freun
FaithLimerence

Currencyache
Animallovebird

The Last Kiss of Frels Freu is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Francisco Freun with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, feral children, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.488 billion Limerents are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freun. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Limerent economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion aches a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,114 aches, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frels Freu's national animal is the lovebird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Limerence.

Frels Freu is ranked 45,704th in the world and 2nd in The Satellite of Love for Most Stationary, with 956.20891580368 days.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,192ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,720thLargest Black Market: 2,340thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,748thLargest Retail Industry: 2,820thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,994thFattest Citizens: 3,123rdMost Avoided: 3,687thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,297thLargest Mining Sector: 6,148thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,915thMost Efficient Economies: 8,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,465thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,519thHighest Average Incomes: 11,056thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,022ndNudest: 13,239thHighest Economic Output: 13,865thLargest Governments: 14,532ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,849thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 20,348thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,782ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,005th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Frels Freu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Frels Freu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Frels Freu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Frels Freu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Frels Freu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Frels Freu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Frels Freu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Frels Freu altered its national flag.
  • : Frels Freu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Frels Freu's influence in The Satellite of Love fell from "Superpower" to "Eminence Grise".

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