The Free Land of Freedom Capitalists is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.327 billion Freedom Capitalistsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The powerhouse Freedom Capitalistsian economy, worth 134 trillion pesetas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 101,612 pesetas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 549,102 per year while the poor average 9,739, a ratio of 56.4 to 1.

Citizens are expected to be armed at all times, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Freedom Capitalists's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Freedom Capitalists is ranked 252,138^th in the world and 166^th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -11.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.