The Republic of Free Osean is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.729 billion Oseanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Oseanian economy, worth 465 trillion Osean Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,397 Osean Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new one Osean Credit coin also makes a handy throwing-star, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Free Osean to be bombproof, masterpieces by male artists are on display in the dumpsters behind the gallery, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Osean's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Osean is ranked 8,674^th in the world and 490^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,740.5 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.