The Republic of Free Osean is a massive, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.272 billion Oseanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Oseanian economy, worth 395 trillion Osean Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,092 Osean Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Osean's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Osean is ranked 50,780^th in the world and 2,430^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.77 Bank.