Highest Crime Rates: 1,396thRudest Citizens: 1,628thLargest Retail Industry: 1,851st
The United States of
Capitalizt
People are idiots; governments are worse
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Free Living Men

Population6.801 billion

CurrencyDenari
AnimalBadger

The United States of Free Living Men is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.801 billion Free Living Menians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Living Menian economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Denaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 156,574 Denaris, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 683,139 per year while the poor average 22,676, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Free Living Men's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Living Men is ranked 45,240th in the world and 80th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,778.47 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 1,396thRudest Citizens: 1,628thLargest Retail Industry: 1,851stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,326thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,552ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,638thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 2,835thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,838thMost Avoided: 3,082ndMost Armed: 3,218thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,569thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,778thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,969thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,016thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,236thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,170thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,499thMost Devout: 8,837thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 13,700thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,350thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,106thMost Efficient Economies: 16,253rdMost Inclusive: 16,925thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,936thMost Stationary: 19,428thHighest Economic Output: 19,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,013thMost Cultured: 23,600thSmartest Citizens: 23,828thMost Influential: 24,739thHighest Food Quality: 24,990th
Top
10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Free Living Men, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Living Men, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Living Men, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Living Men, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Living Men, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Free Living Men was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Free Living Men was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 5% for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Living Men, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Living Men, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Free Living Men, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.

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