The Evil Mad Scientists of Freddland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Fredd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.937 billion Freddlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freddville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Freddlandian economy, worth an astonishing 20,464 trillion fried eggs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 525,579 fried eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hunters often become the hunted, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and Fredd often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Freddland's national animal is the gorilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none of the above.

Freddland is ranked 3,943^rd in the world and 6^th in Hell for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 650,733 Standard Monetary Units.