The Republic of Fraystonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jung Eun-bi with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 3.26 billion surfraystonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternity DF. The average income tax rate is 36.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming surfraystonian economy, worth 376 trillion Boorneos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,571 Boorneos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, and Jung Eun-bi claims no responsibility for what Jung Eun-bi's government does. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fraystonia's national animal is the Tiger of Jarmasan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fraystonia is ranked 222,741^st in the world and 3,599^th in Jafazia for Fattest Citizens, with 8.85 Obesity Rate.