Population | 30.099 billion |
Capital | Fortworth |
Leader | William McRandolph |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | coin |
Animal | turtle |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Fortmont is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by William McRandolph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.099 billion Fortmontians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortworth. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fortmontian economy, worth a remarkable 2,587 trillion coins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,951 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortmont's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
Fortmont is ranked 140,337th in the world and 2,770th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 205.9607709628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fortmont was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Fortmont was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Fortmont, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Fortmont's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Fortmont was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Fortmont, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
- : Following new legislation in Fortmont, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
- : Following new legislation in Fortmont, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Fortmont was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Imperial Empire of Yorkshire, killing 1,008 million zombies.
- : Fortmont was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of The Imperial Empire of Yorkshire, killing 1,066 million zombies.