The City of Fort Smith is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 35.629 billion Fort Smithians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fort Smithian economy, worth a remarkable 8,776 trillion New Yeldan Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 246,328 New Yeldan Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 943,836 per year while the poor average 44,363, a ratio of 21.3 to 1.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fort Smith's national animal is the Cardinal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fort Smith is ranked 54,505^th in the world and 7^th in Arkansas for Most Stationary, with 563.2525561848 days.