The Queendom of Forest Embassy is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 4.705 billion Forest Embassyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Forest Embassyian economy, worth 44.6 trillion Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,471 Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Forest Embassy's national animal is the kiwi.

Forest Embassy is ranked 225,429^th in the world and 342^nd in Forest for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -10.95 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.