Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,388thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,426th
The Whispering Trees of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion.
Ed Abbey's head
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Forest Breeze

Population8.267 billion

CapitalSpruce Hollow
LeaderEd Abbey's head
FaithMachine Worship

Currencycarbon credit
Animalwhirligig beetle

The Whispering Trees of Forest Breeze is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ed Abbey's head with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.267 billion Forest Breezers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spruce Hollow. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Forest Breezer economy, worth a remarkable 1,472 trillion carbon credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,093 carbon credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Forest Breezers, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, urban parents tell their children that the family car went to a farm upstate, and the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Forest Breeze's national animal is the whirligig beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Machine Worship.

Forest Breeze is ranked 190,494th in the world and 3,302nd in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 9.57 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,388thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,426thRudest Citizens: 1,644thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,689thMost Politically Free: 2,091stMost Inclusive: 2,182ndHighest Drug Use: 2,617thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,732ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,194thHighest Crime Rates: 3,482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,688thHighest Food Quality: 3,750thNicest Citizens: 3,774thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,880thBest Weather: 4,094thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,449thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,783rdLargest Governments: 5,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,595thMost Cultured: 5,702ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,738thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,748thSmartest Citizens: 6,480thLargest Black Market: 6,542ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,628thMost Developed: 6,734thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,940thMost Secular: 7,196thMost Pacifist: 7,362ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,712thNudest: 9,916thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,977thHighest Average Incomes: 10,290thMost Efficient Economies: 10,834thMost Armed: 12,947thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,007thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,036thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,133rd
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Most Politically Free: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 42nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 68th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 151st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 159th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 163rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 169th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 185th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 197th in the regionBest Weather: 198th in the regionLargest Governments: 237th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 240th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Cultured: 285th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 290th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 292nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 295th in the regionLargest Black Market: 306th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 314th in the regionMost Developed: 327th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 333rd in the regionMost Secular: 342nd in the regionNudest: 346th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 389th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 406th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 490th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionMost Armed: 592nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 698th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Forest Breeze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Forest Breeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Forest Breeze's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Forest Breeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Forest Breeze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Forest Breeze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Forest Breeze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Forest Breeze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Forest Breeze's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Forest Breeze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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