The Federal Republic of Forcaforta is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Donovan Taylor with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.73 billion Forcafortans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colfrenti. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Forcafortan economy, worth 790 trillion Fortas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,908 Fortas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, President Donovan Taylor is rumored to have teleportation powers, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Forcaforta's national animal is the Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Forcaforta is ranked 21,807^th in the world and 282^nd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.28 law-abiding acts per hour.