Population | 11.241 billion |
Capital | Cawthon City |
Leader | mikeyplease |
Faith | The Crimson |
Currency | Fazcoin |
Animal | Animatronic |
The Toxic air filled land of FNAFia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by mikeyplease with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.241 billion FNAFians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cawthon City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient FNAFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion Fazcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,022 Fazcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', childhood friends of mikeyplease are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FNAFia's national animal is the Animatronic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Crimson.
FNAFia is ranked 18,705th in the world and 1st in FNAF for Most Stationary, with 1,667.2119190948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : FNAFia lodged a message on the FNAF Regional Message Board.
- : FNAFia's influence in FNAF fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : FNAFia's influence in FNAF rose from "Superpower" to "Dominator".
- : FNAFia lodged a message on the FNAF Regional Message Board.
- : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : FNAFia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.