The Republic of Flavuslapis is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.439 billion Flavuslapisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Flavuslapisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,828 currencies, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tensions between the young and old have risen to record levels, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, the "good old days" of road traffic accidents and smog-filled cities are back, and people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Flavuslapis's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flavuslapis is ranked 294,327^th in the world and 17^th in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.68 law-abiding acts per hour.