The Gambling Empire of Flamingo Hotel And Casino is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Caresses Entertainment Corporation with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.371 billion Flamingo Hotel And Casinoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Flamingo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Flamingo Hotel And Casinoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 124,026 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 509,039 per year while the poor average 19,951, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flamingo Hotel And Casino's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Las Vegas.

Flamingo Hotel And Casino is ranked 143,956^th in the world and 2^nd in Las Vegas Henderson Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.52 law-abiding acts per hour.