The Iccis Rogue Nation of Flaminghot Flamingos is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 3.961 billion Flaminghot Flamingosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Flaminghot Flamingosian economy, worth 110 trillion Pink dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 27,925 Pink dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, surveillance cameras are banned, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flaminghot Flamingos's national animal is the Flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flaminghot Flamingos is ranked 22,831^st in the world and 1^st in Evil Mother for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,070.35 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.