The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.449 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,625 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, a third of FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are e-certified CEOs, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 94,158^th in the world and 2,389^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,624.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.