Largest Insurance Industry: 723rdLargest Retail Industry: 889thFattest Citizens: 938th
The Glorious Occultist State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
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Population10.449 billion

CapitalThe Black Church
LeaderGrand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme
FaithPink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve

CurrencySmooth n Silky Platypus
AnimalSpace Cow Squid Thing

The Glorious Occultist State of FiTzGEraLdLAnD is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Nagus Big Boi Vermin Supreme with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.449 billion FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Church. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The frighteningly efficient FiTzGEraLdLAnDian economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion Smooth n Silky Platypuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,625 Smooth n Silky Platypuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime, a third of FiTzGEraLdLAnDiAns are e-certified CEOs, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FiTzGEraLdLAnD's national animal is the Space Cow Squid Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pink n Blue Lobster With A Weeve.

FiTzGEraLdLAnD is ranked 94,158th in the world and 2,389th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,624.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 723rdLargest Retail Industry: 889thFattest Citizens: 938thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,357thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,394thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,496thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,505thLargest Mining Sector: 1,779thMost Avoided: 1,926thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,999thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,085thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,356thTop
Most Influential: 2,506thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,552ndMost Armed: 3,734thLargest Black Market: 4,332ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,498thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,700thHighest Average Incomes: 4,999thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,359thRudest Citizens: 5,792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,964thHighest Economic Output: 6,967thMost Secular: 7,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,771stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,268thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,183rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,832ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,053rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,440thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,919thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,114thLargest Governments: 15,468thMost Stationary: 18,101stSmartest Citizens: 21,626th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Avoided: 61st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Armed: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 146th in the regionRudest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 184th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 184th in the regionMost Stationary: 209th in the regionMost Secular: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 220th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 245th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 273rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 282nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 286th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 311th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 320th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 330th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 334th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 414th in the regionLargest Governments: 429th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 434th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 543rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 600th in the region

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