Population | 14.798 billion |
Capital | Dotdotdot |
Leader | Leeeeeeader |
Faith | Hamsterfarianism |
Currency | Uno |
Animal | weird frogcat |
The First of First And Only Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leeeeeeader with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.798 billion Ones are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dotdotdot. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.
The frighteningly efficient First And Only Archivean economy, worth a remarkable 3,435 trillion Unoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,182 Unoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
A video of Leeeeeeader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. First And Only Archive's national animal is the weird frogcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hamsterfarianism.
First And Only Archive is ranked 114,135th in the world and 177th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 340.0224212744 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : First And Only Archive was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in First And Only Archive, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : Following new legislation in First And Only Archive, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in First And Only Archive, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
- : Following new legislation in First And Only Archive, a video of Leeeeeeader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in First And Only Archive, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
- : Following new legislation in First And Only Archive, Hamsterfarianism now admits men and women into its clergy.
- : Following new legislation in First And Only Archive, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in First And Only Archive, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
- : Following new legislation in First And Only Archive, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.