Most Stationary: 1,326thMost Armed: 3,610thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,697th
The Chosen Musical of
Authoritarian Democracy
L'ḥayyim!
Tevye the Milkman
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Fiddler on the Roof

Population23.174 billion

CapitalAnatevka
LeaderTevye the Milkman
FaithTradition

Currencyrich man
Animalhorse or mule

The Chosen Musical of Fiddler on the Roof is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tevye the Milkman with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.174 billion shtetl-dwellers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anatevka. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yiddish economy, worth a remarkable 3,458 trillion rich men a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,261 rich men, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", Tevye the Milkman's perky ego is the talk of the town, and foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiddler on the Roof's national animal is the horse or mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tradition.

Fiddler on the Roof is ranked 11,482nd in the world and 7th in Seinfeld for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.8 bananas ingested per day.

Top
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Most Stationary: 1,326thTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,610thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,697thLargest Black Market: 4,010thMost Patriotic: 4,175thHighest Economic Output: 4,666thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,691stMost Devout: 4,708thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,773rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,820thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,830thLargest Populations: 6,621stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,882ndMost Influential: 9,098thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,821stHealthiest Citizens: 11,482ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,649thLowest Crime Rates: 12,566thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13,668thBest Weather: 15,197thHighest Average Incomes: 15,443rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,226thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,399thMost Efficient Economies: 16,943rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,179thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,051stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,858thMost Conservative: 23,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,763rdLargest Governments: 23,808thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,671stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,993rd
Top
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fiddler on the Roof was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, Tevye the Milkman's perky ego is the talk of the town.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • : Fiddler on the Roof was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.

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