Population | 7.391 billion |
Currency | Fruizlhiau |
Animal | Fruit Dolphin |
The Rogue Nation of Fhaizchia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.391 billion Fhaizchians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Fhaizchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,922 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,169 Fruizlhiaus, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fhaizchia's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fhaizchia is ranked 40,101st in the world and 72nd in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,129.2108398046 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fhaizchia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Fhaizchia, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Fhaizchia, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
- : Following new legislation in Fhaizchia, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
- : Following new legislation in Fhaizchia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Fhaizchia, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in Fhaizchia, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice.
- : Following new legislation in Fhaizchia, school uniforms are compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Fhaizchia, Leader's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table'.
- : Following new legislation in Fhaizchia, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.