Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,978thLargest Retail Industry: 3,320thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,057th
The Disputed Territories of
Father Knows Best State
Avast
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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FH Ay

Population1.521 billion

CurrencySzchequinn
AnimalDugong

The Disputed Territories of FH Ay is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.521 billion FH Ayians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.0%.

The frighteningly efficient FH Ayian economy, worth 143 trillion Szchequinns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,124 Szchequinns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 287,531 per year while the poor average 23,882, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, Dugongs with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FH Ay's national animal is the Dugong, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

FH Ay is ranked 247,347th in the world and 481st in Nihon for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.56 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,978thLargest Retail Industry: 3,320thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,057thMost Avoided: 4,499thMost Devout: 5,861stMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,892ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,294thMost Patriotic: 6,655thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,284thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,985thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,869thLargest Black Market: 15,987thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,227thMost Efficient Economies: 22,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,405thLargest Mining Sector: 22,560th
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Largest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 48th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FH Ay, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in FH Ay, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous".
  • : Following new legislation in FH Ay, Dugongs with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • : Following new legislation in FH Ay, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : FH Ay was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in FH Ay, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : FH Ay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in FH Ay, the Dugong has a hungry look.
  • : Following new legislation in FH Ay, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Following new legislation in FH Ay, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.

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