The Dictatorship of the Catgirl of Feyrisshire is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High Princess Reissechi Yuri with an even hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 5.286 billion Feyris are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Daschime. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Feyris economy, worth 387 trillion Shyuffies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,308 Shyuffies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, black tea is only available on the black market, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feyrisshire's national animal is the Froggy Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ryeifinism.

Feyrisshire is ranked 27,457^th in the world and 455^th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 51.66 quips per hour.