Population | 6.732 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Feuzshia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.732 billion Feuzshians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Feuzshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,660 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 246,611 Evil Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,003,954 per year while the poor average 40,215, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.
Recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Feuzshian democracy, and the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feuzshia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Feuzshia is ranked 39,835th in the world and 28th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13668259428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Feuzshia, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Following new legislation in Feuzshia, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Feuzshian democracy.
- : Following new legislation in Feuzshia, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Feuzshia, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
- : Following new legislation in Feuzshia, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Feuzshia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Feuzshia, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in Feuzshia, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Following new legislation in Feuzshia, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Feuzshia, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.